Meet the pharaohs who, instead of building the Great Pyramid of Giza themselves, hired contractors who thought a 'good job' was a 5-star Yelp review.
- Pharaoh Ramses III: 'I paid my contractors to build the Great Sphinx, but they just phoned it in.'
- Pharaoh Khafre: 'I hired a company to construct the Great Library of Alexandria, but they just sent a bunch of interns and a guy with a 'To-Do List'.
- Pharaoh Psamtik I: 'I asked my contractors to build a pyramid, but they just kept asking me to 'like' their Instagram posts.'
These pharaohs thought they were getting a bargain, but in reality, they were just getting a bunch of half-hearted efforts and a bunch of excuses.