Welcome to Phase 2 Resistance, where we're not just fighting against an oppressive government, but also against the oppressive morning routine that keeps us from getting our daily dose of caffeine.
A response to the naysayers who say we're just being dramatic and overreacting to the government's 'minor' infringement on our right to caffeine.
We'll not be silenced by the constant barrage of 'it's just a phase' and 'you're just overreacting'. We'll rise above the noise, fueled by our collective determination and our love for caffeine.