Resistance Mechanism
The Resistance Mechanism is a complex network of neural pathways that allows us to resist the allure of sleep.
- Phase 2: Resistance
- Phase 3: Actualization
- Phase 4: Caffeination
- Phase 5: Caffeine-Induced Psychosis
We've mapped out the Resistance Mechanism in detail, and it's quite simple:
- Step 1: Ignore your alarm clock
- Step 2: Tell yourself you're not tired
- Step 3: Stare intensely at a blank wall for 4 hours
- Step 4: Repeat Step 2 until you can't remember what you're doing
- Step 5: Caffeinate until you can feel your heart beating in your throat
And that's it! Follow these simple steps, and you'll be well on your way to resisting the inevitable burnout.
