Blissful Blank Canvas: The Ultimate Guide to Doing Nothing

Welcome to the most relaxing, most indulgent, and most utterly useless guide on the internet. Here, you'll find exercises to help you achieve the perfect state of doing nothing.

Our experts have carefully crafted these exercises to help you master the art of doing nothing. With their help, you'll be able to:

• Master the art of staring blankly at a screen.
• Develop the skill of scrolling aimlessly through social media.
• Reach new heights of productivity by doing absolutely nothing.

Exercise 1: The Blissful Blank Canvas

In this exercise, you'll be presented with a blank page. Your task is to simply stare at it for as long as you can.

Remember, the longer you stare, the better you'll be at doing nothing.