We are De-De-Café, the ultimate destination for the decaffeinated masses.
Our mission is to provide a haven for those who have given up on life without the crutch of caffeine.
Our members are the unsung heroes of society: the night owls, the early risers, the ones who've learned to function on a diet of pure willpower.
Come for the community, stay for the lack of coffee.
Join us and find out what it means to be a true member of the de-caffeinated elite.
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