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In a time before time, when the world was still a sleepy place, the first decaf coffee beans were planted on a remote island off the coast of nowhere.
It is said that the earliest known decaf denizens were a tribe of cave dwellers who mastered the art of sleeping through entire days. They'd wake up, stretch, yawn, and promptly fall back asleep.
These proto-snoozers were known for their impressive collection of napping spots, each carefully curated for optimal snoozin' conditions.
Read more about the Ancient Art of Snoozin' and the secrets of their legendary naps.
Or, if you're feeling particularly sleepy, Slumberland, the fabled land of dreams.