Martha's Endurance Empire

I, Martha, am a marathon runner of unrelenting dedication. My runs are not for the faint of heart (or stomach). I have conquered the 26.2 mile beast, and I'll do it all again for the thrill of the challenge.

My training regimen consists of:

• Caffeine fueled 6 am wake-up times
• Unforgiving 4-5 mile runs through the dark, damp alleys of suburbia
• Intense interval training on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Sundays
• Binge-eating pizza after every workout (it's research)

My ultimate goal? To run a sub-3 hour marathon. The world will be watching, and so will my nutritionist.