Procrastination Strategies for the Discerning Procrastinator

Expertly curated techniques for the Professional Procrastinator, because who needs deadlines, really?

Strategy 1: The Art of the Half-Finished Task

A delicate dance of beginning a task, only to abandon it for more important things. Like cat videos.

Strategy 2: The Procrastination Matrix

A complex algorithm to calculate the perfect balance between productivity and leisure. Or not.

Strategy 3: The Art of the Perfectly Reasonable Excuse

A delicate art of creating a convincing reason to avoid doing actual work.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg. There are more strategies where these came from.
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