Procrastination Matrix

Welcome, fellow Professional Procrastinator, to the Procrastination Matrix. Here, you can find the perfect blend of distractions to help you avoid your work.

• Technique 1: Extreme Browsing - Spend hours scrolling through social media, because why bother doing actual work when you can see what's trending?
• Technique 2: Infinite Looping - Get lost in the infinite scrolling abyss of cat videos.
• Technique 3: Virtual Window Shopping - Browse the depths of online marketplaces, because who needs to buy anything when you can just look?

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