Revolutionary Manual: A Guide to Not Getting Any Work Done

Welcome to the Decaf Revolution, where the only thing more abundant than coffee is apathy.

• Schedule for the day: None.
• Protest the system with your favorite couch.
• Manuals for all your favorite excuses.
• Frequently Asked Questions about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything else.

Don't bother trying to contact us, we're all too lazy to care.