Deconstructing The Avocado: A Guide to Not Caring About Anything

Introduction

Are you tired of the societal pressures to love avocados? Sick of the Instagram posts, the overpriced guac, and the pretentiousness of it all?

Look no further than Deconstructing The Avocado, where we debase the noble green fruit, expose its hypocrisies, and show the world that avocados are, in fact, a fruit of utter disinterest.

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Why You Should Not Care

Join us as we explore the many reasons why you should not care about avocados. Is it their environmental impact? Their over-reliance on social media? Their sheer, soul-crushing blandness?

Find out on Reasons To Not Care.