The Paradoxical Contextualizer 3000

Warning: This is not a real product. Do not attempt to use it to resolve actual paradoxes.

For those who enjoy staring into the abyss of logical contradiction, welcome to the Paradoxical Contextualizer 3000.

This device uses advanced, utterly fictional technology to help you find the most mind-bending, thought-provoking paradoxes in the multiverse.

Features:

Paradoxical Personality Profiling: Discover the underlying illogic of your friends and family.
Contextualizing Confusion Generator: Create an endless stream of contradictory statements to confuse your enemies.
Self-Contradictory Self-Help: Learn to live with the knowledge that your existence is but a fleeting, meaningless moment in the grand tapestry of time.

Try it out!