In the year 2023, the world was threatened by an existential crisis of epic proportions: THE DESK IS IN CHARGE!
As the last bastion of sanity, the Desktop Defender 3000 has been deployed to protect the world from the horrors of DeskSquad and their mind-controlling, pixelated minions.
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