Defenses Against the Prankster

As a seasoned professional in the field of Anti-Pranksterism, I've compiled a list of the most effective defenses against the scourge of the prankster.

1. The Classic "I'm Not Looking" Defense

This defense involves simply staring intensely at the prankster, daring them to make a move. If they do, you're prepared to unleash a barrage of "I'm not looking" stares, each one more withering than the last.

2. The "I've Already Done That" Defense

This defense involves feigning exasperation, as if the prankster's antics are the most boring thing you've ever heard. "Oh, you think you're funny? I've already seen that joke, pal."

3. The "I'm Just a Prankster Myself" Defense

This defense involves embracing your inner prankster and turning the tables on the would-be prankster. "Oh, you think you can prank me? Well, watch this: *pulls off a well-timed whoopee cushion*"

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