Deflecting Through Distractibility

When faced with a sea of notifications, emails, and social media updates, one must be prepared to deftly navigate the void of distractions that threatens to consume us all. Here's a step-by-step guide to deflecting the distractions:

• Develop a keen sense of self-awareness, for it's difficult to deflect the distractions when you're the distraction.
• Set aside time for focus, like setting aside time for meditation... but not really.
• Practice the art of ignoring the siren song of cat videos, for they are the greatest thief of productivity.
• Learn to prioritize, for not everything is an emergency... unless you're on fire.
• Cultivate a sense of humor, for laughter is the best medicine, unless you're allergic, in which case, take some Benadryl.