Welcome to the Deflection Techniques guide, where we teach you how to avoid work, responsibilities, and eye contact with your family.
The Art of Deflection
Deflection is a delicate art, much like juggling chainsaws while riding a unicycle. But seriously, it's about diverting the focus from the task at hand to something more... interesting. Like our TV and Internet Addiction guide.
Deflection through Distraction
This technique involves creating mental or physical distractions to avoid the task. Like, have you ever noticed how hard it is to focus on one thing while staring at a beautiful burrito?
Deflection through Delegation
Passing the buck, or rather, the responsibility. This is great for when you're feeling lazy, but still want to look productive. Like, have you ever considered robot butlers?
Deflection through Deflection
This is when you deflect from one distraction to another. It's like a never-ending game of "I'll do it later" and "I'll check that later." Sounds complicated? That's because it is. Check out our deflection techniques in deflection for more info.