You see, dehydration is not just a lack of water, it's a metaphor for life's biggest typewriter. The keys of existence are always jammed, and the ink of our souls is constantly running dry. It's like trying to type out a novel, but the words just won't come. Is Dehydration Just A Serious Problem?
Or maybe it's just a case of Dehydration Is Just A Really Big Typewriter after all? We'll have to get to the bottom of this one.