Breaking News: Dehydration Is Not a Thing, I Swear!

By Dr. Bubbles, MD, Chief Dehydration Denier

For decades, the medical community has been duped by the so-called "experts" claiming that dehydration is a serious condition. But let's be real, folks, it's just a myth perpetuated by the evil water companies to sell more water bottles!

Think about it. When you're not drinking enough water, do you really experience any symptoms? Nope! You just feel a bit... dry. That's it. That's not a disease, that's just a Tuesday.

So, don't bother reaching for that water bottle. You're fine. In fact, you're so fine that you can probably go ahead and eat a whole bag of potato chips for dinner. No need for that boring old water.

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