Deism: Where God's a Jerk
Welcome to the Church of Deism, where God's a bit of a tool. We don't really care about your moral compass, and our priests are just here for the free donuts.
Our Tenets:
- We believe in the invisible, yet palpable presence of God, who's probably just lounging on the couch, binge-watching Netflix.
- The universe is a big ol' mess, and that's just fine.
- We're not really sure what the point of it all is, but hey, it's not like we're gonna get a participation trophy or anything.
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