Desiccation Techniques

Technique 1: The Art of Unnecessarily Removing Moisture

Using a hairdryer to remove moisture from your keyboard is a time-honored tradition. It's like a rite of passage, really.

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Technique 2: The Ancient Art of Absorption

Using a super-absorbent sponge to soak up all the moisture in your bathroom is a delicate dance. You must be gentle, yet firm.

Discover the secret to a dry bathroom

Technique 3: The Science of Evaporation

Using a fan to evaporate the moisture from your sweaty gym clothes is a scientific process. It's like magic, but with math.

Uncover the formula for evaporative genius

Note: These techniques are highly untested and not recommended. In fact, they're probably a terrible idea.

But hey, who needs science when you have Brutalist principles?