Designing For The Emotionally Numb

We're a team of highly trained professionals who have given up on emotions. Join us in our quest for a life of numbness.

Our design principles:

• Remove all colors.
• Replace all images with ASCII art.
• Use only fonts that are at least 12pt.
• No gradients. Ever.

Our services include:

• Designing Your Life Away
• Creating A Life Without Emotions
• Building A Society Of Emotional Nullity