Sassy Quotes

“If you can't take a joke, you're probably reading this page for the wrong reason.”

“Life's not all sunshine and rainbows, but it's 90% sunshine and 10% existential dread.”

More sassy quotes, with a side of philosophy

Random Insults for when you need to spice up a fight

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