Side Effects of DeskPlant Sorcery
A collection of strange, bizarre, and occasionally beneficial side effects of DeskPlant Sorcery:
Unintentional Furniture Rearrangement Syndrome (UFRS)
Also known as the 'plant rearranges the office furniture to spell out 'HELP!' in 3D block letters while you're on a deadline.' Symptoms include:
- Unexplained changes to the layout of your workspace
- Mysterious appearances of a 'HELP!' sign made from office supplies
- Increased risk of accidentally knocking over a plant and getting pranked by a colleague
Spontaneous Desk Plant Combustion (SDPC)
A potentially life-threatening side effect where your Desk Plant bursts into flames, engulfing your notes and possibly the surrounding area.
- Burning sensation in your hands while trying to grab your coffee cup
- Unexplained singed hair and/or eyebrows