About Us: The Architects of Despair

Welcome to Despair-Induced Panic, the only website that's been driven into existence by existential dread.

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• Our Founder Has It All (But Not Really Has Anything At All)
• Meet Our Team of Disaffected Individuals
• Our Mission Is Quite Complicated And Also Kind of Sorta Makes Sense

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