Did you know that becoming a professional snail trainer can lead to a life of quiet desperation? Or perhaps you'd rather be a professional clown, but not actually be funny? Or maybe you'd like to spend years studying to become an expert in a field that's been made entirely obsolete by robots?
Ever considered dating someone with a severe case of bedwetting? Or maybe you'd like to fall for someone who's always talking about their exes?
Are you tired of the usual hobbies like reading or hiking? Why not try extreme ironing, or competitive ironing? Or maybe you'd like to collect antique door knobs?
Who needs a 401K when you can invest in a timeshare in a failing theme park? Or perhaps you'd like to spend all your money on collectible spoons?