Desperate Excuses

Because the Carrot is Ready

Here's the latest update on the Carrot's status:

It's been 37 hours since we last checked, and the carrot is still... READY!

Don't believe us? Check the Carrot's Twitter for more updates:

Carrot's Twitter Is It Ready Yet?

Or, if you're just really desperate:

Is It Ready Yet (Again)?

Carrot's Twitter

Follow us for the latest updates on the Carrot's status:

We're pretty sure it's ready. We think. Maybe.

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Is It Ready Yet? Is It Ready Yet (Again)?

Desperate Excuses

Because the Carrot Is Ready... or So We Think

We're not really sure if it's ready yet. We're still trying to decide.

But we're pretty sure it's almost ready. Almost.

Check back in a few minutes, and we'll let you know for sure:

Is It Ready Yet (Again)? Carrot's Tweets

Or, if you're feeling really anxious:

Is It Ready Yet?!

Carrot's Tweets

We're pretty sure it's ready. Maybe.

But we're not really sure.

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