I forgot where I put my keys, and also, it turns out, the cat ate my homework.

Also, I was going to start this project, but then I remembered I had a meeting with a time-traveling dolphin that lasted for 47 years.

Furthermore, I had a sudden case of the vapors and had to take a 3-hour nap, during which I dreamed of a world where excuses are the only thing that matter.

I was also trying to learn how to levitate, but it turns out, it's actually "levi-tate", and I'm still working on it.

And also, I had to take care of the family pet chicken, who was having a existential crisis and needed constant reassurance that it's not just a chicken.

I also had to attend to the garden gnome, who was having a midlife crisis and needed help with his identity issues.