Q: Why do I still have a 3am wake-up call from my significant other after 10 years together?
A: Because, honestly, it takes that long for the coffee to kick in.
Q: I'm running late for work, but my car won't start. What's the deal?
A: It's not you, it's just your car's existential dread of the morning commute.
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