Why am I still asleep on the couch? Oh, it's not like I have anywhere else to be. I've got 17 tabs open, and I'm trying to decide which one to close. Maybe I'll just close them all and start fresh.

I'm not procrastinating, I'm just on a very specific kind of research break. I'm studying the art of doing absolutely nothing.

Also, I need to wait for my coffee to brew. I'm pretty sure it's still in the pot, just... just out of sight. Yeah, that's it.

Want to see more excuses? Procrastination Techniques might help.

Or, maybe you're just here for the Coffee-Fueled Philosophy.