Welcome to the Spontaneous Regret section of our Desperate Excuses Generator. Here, you'll find a curated collection of the most creative and outlandish justifications for your every mistake, mishap, and catastrophe.
From the classic 'I was just trying to get some fresh air, but the door was stuck' to the more sophisticated 'I was merely recharging my batteries, not abandoning you in the middle of nowhere', we've got it all.
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Note: Our team of expert excuseologists are constantly updating this page with the latest and greatest spontaneous regrets. But honestly, we're a little short-staffed today, so it might be a while before you see any new content.
We hope you find what you're looking for here. If you don't, well... that's probably just a spontaneous regret of our own.