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Oh, you want to know why I'm late with the assignment, teacher?

• My dog ate my homework... again!
• I was kidnapped by aliens, but they didn't have Wi-Fi.
• I was stuck in a time loop, reliving the same math problems over and over.
• I tried to do it, but my cat kept trying to type in the answers for me.
• I was trying to learn how to do it by watching YouTube tutorials, but my internet was down.

But honestly, teacher, it's not my fault! I'm just really good at procrastination.

Want to know more about the secret life of this student?

• My Parents Are Involved
• My Parents Don't Understand Anything
• My Parents Are My Only Friends

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