Developing a Method to Communicate with My Parrot
After years of trying, I've finally cracked the code to understanding my parrot's squawks.
- It turns out, "Polly wants a cracker" is just a fancy way of saying "I'm bored, feed me."
- "Squawk!" is actually a warning signal for "Incoming snack time!"
- And "Polly want an ice cream cone?" is just a sly request for an upgrade from sunflower seeds to something more exciting.