This is a place where catastrophes are a norm, and the only thing more abundant than chaos is the number of emergency services trying to clean up after us.
Randomly Occurring Natural Catastrophes Man-Made Environmental Disasters Unpredictable Political DisastersCaution: Prolonged exposure to this site may result in increased anxiety, spontaneous combustion, or the desire to build a bomb shelter.
Randomly Occurring Natural Catastrophes are a real treat. They just pop up out of nowhere and make a big mess. Like that one time a meteor shower rained down fire ants on the city of Topeka.
Ant Falls From The Sky Randomly Occurring Tsunamis Tornado Season Is Year-RoundMan-Made Environmental Disasters are even more exciting! Like that one time a factory in the city of Springfield released a giant cloud of toxic sludge that turned the entire town into a sentient, giant, green jellyfish.
Sludge Fall Of Springfield Oceanic Oil Spill Factory Of Doom DisasterUnpredictable Political Disasters are the real treat. Like that one time the entire government resigned and replaced themselves with AI powered, giant, animatronic chickens.
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