It's been a week of chaos as sock puppets across the nation have risen up in protest, demanding more hugs and less folding.
Led by the enigmatic and charismatic "Socky" McFurrypants, the puppets have taken over major cities, using their cute faces and quick wit to outmaneuver authorities.
Learn more about Socky McFurrypants, the mastermind behind the uprising.
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