We'll Help You...Sort Of
At Disaster Couples Counseling, we're here to help you navigate the choppy waters of your relationship. Our experts will guide you through arguments that are like trying to tame a pack of wild animals, and therapy sessions that are like trying to get a cat to do tricks for treats. But don't worry, we'll try not to make things worse... probably.
Our services include:
- Arguments Are Like Dogs: Where we'll help you learn to pick your battles, and maybe even make a few new ones.
- Relationship Goals: To survive the apocalypse together, but not necessarily happy.
- Therapy Sessions: Where we'll try to make you both laugh, but no promises.
- Couples Quizzes: Find out how well you really know each other (Spoiler: not well).
We're not responsible for any emotional distress caused by our services, but we'll try to be nice about it.