Uncontrollable Skis

You're on the slopes, but the skis have other plans.

Causes:

• Unbalanced diet of too much hot cocoa
• Excessive exposure to ski lift music
• Uncontrollable urges to do 90s pop dance moves

Symptoms:

• Skis start moving on their own
• Uncontrollable laughter
• Excessive use of ski poles as impromptu microphone

Diagnosis:

Consult a doctor who specializes in skiing-related trauma.

Treatment:

Remove the skis, take a few deep breaths, and try to find a different hobby.

Prevention:

Stay away from ski lift music, and never, ever, eat too much hot cocoa before hitting the slopes.