Step 1: Stock up on canned beans, bottled water, and emergency catnip for your feline overlord
Step 2: Invest in a good minimalist bunker with a functioning toilet and an adequate supply of artisanal candles
Step 3: Learn basic first aid, including CPR, the Heimlich maneuver, and how to say "I told you so" in 17 different languages
Step 4: Develop a comprehensive emergency plan, including evacuation routes, backup power sources, and a reliable source of memes to keep morale up
Step 5: Learn to play the accordion to distract from the impending doom Step 6: Practice your best "I'm a little teapot" impressions to soothe your traumatized family members