This website is a parody of a serious website. Do not attempt to take anything on this site seriously. Or do, we don't really care.
We reserve the right to be completely wrong about anything.
Our lawyers are busy, so we're not really sure if this is a disclaimer or not.
We're not responsible for any damage caused by excessive use of the phrase "or so we're told".
You are now entering a zone where the line between truth and fiction is blurred.
Don't say we didn't warn you.