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Welcome to the most underwhelming experience in the world of web design.

By accessing this site, you agree to the following:

That our content is completely and utterly useless.
That our design is an affront to the gods of minimalism.
That you have no idea what any of this means.
That you're probably just here for the novelty of it all.

Don't worry, we won't hold you to these promises.

Learn more about the fine print. Exceptions to the rule (or not). Frequently Asked Questions (but probably not really asked).

Thanks for playing, folks!