Our website is a parody of a serious website, because let's be real, who needs actual seriousness in this day and age?
By visiting our site, you acknowledge that you are aware that the following side effects may include, but are not limited to:
Click here for more information about the futility of seeking meaning in a postmodern world.
Our website is not responsible for any damage caused by our content, including but not limited to:
However, our lawyers are very good at their job, so we're pretty sure you're on your own here.
Click here for more information about the fine print, or lack thereof.
We do not guarantee that you will not be bored out of your mind within 5 minutes of visiting our site.
However, we do offer a full refund for all visitors who can prove that they've been driven completely insane by our content.
Click here for more information about our 100% satisfaction not-guarantee.