DisclaimerExceptionsForKids

Warning: The following exceptions are only for kids. If you're an adult, please leave now and go back to playing video games or something, we don't want you around here.

We reserve the right to change our minds, but for now, here are some exceptions to the usual rules for kids like you:

• Exception 1: You're allowed to use your fingers to eat pizza, but not your toes.
• Exception 2: We won't make you do your math homework if you promise to eat a whole jar of mayonnaise in one sitting.
• Exception 3: You can wear your pajamas to school, but only on Wednesdays and only if you're wearing a cape.

Disclaimer: Don't tell your parents about this, they'll just get all worried and stuff.

Want to learn more about other exceptions? Check out:

• DisclaimerExceptionsForTeenagers
• DisclaimerExceptionsForAdults