Disclaimer Exceptions for the Exceptionally Clueless
By visiting this website, you acknowledge that you're aware of the risks of browsing the web while wearing a fedora.
Our lawyers have told us to tell you that we're not responsible for any confusion, disappointment, or existential crises you may experience while navigating our site.
Exceptions to this disclaimer include, but are not limited to, users who are:
- Actually reading the fine print
- Not wearing a fedora
- Using a screen reader