Disclaimer Exceptions for the Exceptionally Clueless

Warning: This website is not for the faint of heart, or anyone with even an inkling of a functional conscience.

Disclaimer 1: You can't actually read this, so don't worry about it.

You're not going to be able to understand what we're saying anyway. Our lawyers said we have to put this here, so here it is.

Click here to pretend you understand.

A special note for the exceptionally clueless:

We're not actually responsible for anything. You're on your own, folks.

You're probably still lost, but try this anyway.

For the love of all things sane, just click this.