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Our lawyers are on the phone with the other guy, trying to work things out.
Not Actually Sorry - Our sister site, where we're actually sorry.
WeToldYouSo - Because we're not really sorry, and you're probably still going to get hurt.
ActuallyNoExceptions - Where we just give up and admit everything.