Disclaimer of No Responsibility

By accessing this website, you acknowledge that you are aware of, and hold harmless, the complete and utter lack of responsibility on our part.

Our website, its agents, officers, and employees, shall not be liable for any damages or losses of any kind, including but not limited to:

• Lost productivity due to excessive scrolling and clicking
• Mental health issues resulting from excessive exposure to bright colors and harsh typography
• Sudden urges to purchase unnecessary items due to clever product placement ads
• Causes of death, including but not limited to, heart attacks, strokes, and aneurysms

By continuing to navigate our site, you hereby release and hold harmless us, our heirs, assigns, and the lawyers that represent us, from any and all claims, actions, and demands for damages or other forms of compensation.

For the sake of transparency, we've included a few links below, because we're nice like that.

Lost Productivity | Mental Health | Unnecessary Item Procurement