Disclaimer of Desperation: A place to put all the fine print you'd rather not actually read.

By using our site, you agree that you're a functioning adult with a pulse, and not a lost puppy who can't tell the difference between a toaster and a stapler.

We reserve the right to change these disclaimers at any time without warning, or to not warn you at all.

You are not entitled to compensation or a hug if our site crashes, because, let's be real, you're probably just going to Google it anyway.

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