Welcome to the Disco Prophets
Where the funk meets the funkier.
Our Mission
We are a group of highly trained, highly fashionable, and highly prophesied individuals, dedicated to bringing the disco era back to its former glory.
Our Methods
We use the ancient art of Disco-Fu to predict the future, with a hint of polyester and a dash of platform shoes.
Our Prophesies
We have a wide range of prophesies, from the most mundane to the most outlandish, but we're always accurate, we swear.
Want to see our most popular prophesies? Prophesies for Dummies
Or maybe you'd like to see our most recent prophesies? Recent Prophesies