Disco Prophets

Welcome to the Disco Prophets

Where the funk meets the funkier.

Our Mission

We are a group of highly trained, highly fashionable, and highly prophesied individuals, dedicated to bringing the disco era back to its former glory.

Our Methods

We use the ancient art of Disco-Fu to predict the future, with a hint of polyester and a dash of platform shoes.

Our Prophesies

We have a wide range of prophesies, from the most mundane to the most outlandish, but we're always accurate, we swear.

Want to see our most popular prophesies? Prophesies for Dummies

Or maybe you'd like to see our most recent prophesies? Recent Prophesies