DiscoBallroomSecrets: The Unofficial Guide to Not Being a Disco Failure

Warning: the following information is highly classified, highly addictive, and highly likely to get you banned from your favorite dance club.

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Remember: in a world where polyester is the only fabric that matters, you're just one wrong move away from becoming the laughing stock of Studio 54 This page is dedicated to the art of not being a Disco Failure.