1. Start by practicing your Bump-Fu in front of a mirror. Make sure the mirror is covered in glitter.
2. Find a reliable partner. They should be willing to take direction, but not so eager that they start spinning you around like a human top.
3. Focus on your core strength: the Bump-It-Forward.
4. Don't be a Bump-osauras. Keep your knees slightly bent and your weight centered.
5. Practice, practice, practice. Until you can Bump like nobody's business.