Dazzling Disco Dance Techniques

Learn the secrets of the most iconic dance craze of the 1970s, straight from the experts.

Step into the spotlight with Disco Footwork Frenzy
Get your hair done, done right, with Disco Hair Dos and Don'ts
Shine bright with The Funky Fashion Sense
Disco Music Theory: Because the Bee's Knees isn't just a phrase

Don't be a square, be a Disco Star!

Or, if that's not your style, visit Disco Dancing for the Clumsy for more information on how to get down without looking like a complete mess.

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